teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

himchanspenus:

Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.

mermaidsandmisandry:

things i dont need in my life:

• wasps
• those stringy things on the banana
• commercials on youtube

egberts:

i cant count im deleting my blog

egberts:

i cant remember what i change my password to im not deleting my blog

hackedmotionsensors:

Corsets on acrobatic characters

superwizardmagic:

Iron Man 3 and The Incredibles parallels - 1/?

SO GLAD I WASN’T THE ONLY ONE WHO REALIZED THIS

sharonosbourne:

paulbearer:

there are people who think kit kats taste good

yeah they’re called smart people

foreveralone-lyguy:

troix:

foreveralone-lyguy:

internetexplorers:

change the world today by doing a thing

How much thing?

like 8 thing

That’s too much thing

gorgeousandsexyfailures:

If you ship Joan and Sherlock red you are wrong

they are paleblack

paleblack for life

are-you-seduced-yet:

[VIOLENTLY THINKS OF HOW CUTE YOU ARE AND HOW NICE IT WOULD BE TO HOLD YOU ON A DAILY BASIS]

gorgeousandsexyfailures:

for some reason tumblr user kankrivantas has really thin toilet paper

like think of that thin papery toilet paper they have at gas stations or movie theatres in those super big rolls

even thinner than that

thinner and rougher

why

why