May 2013
hey guess what no one had taken the url peenguin until now.
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onefitmodel: I TALKING TO MY 9 YEAR OLD FRIEND AND I ASKED WHAT HER FAVOURITE SUBJECT AT SCHOOL WAS AND SHE SAID PENGUIN REARING WHAT IS GOING ON IN OUR SCHOOLS
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lecterer: you know youve got it bad for a pairing when youre reading sexless domestic fanfiction
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imagineyouricon: Imagine you and your icon switching bodys for a day
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George R.R. Martin on writing women:
Interviewer: There's one thing that's interesting about your books. I noticed that you write women really well and really different. Where does that come from?
George R.R. Martin: You know, I've always considered women to be people.
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naomihasthephonebox replied to your post: im nervous about getting a tattoo because of my… uahgh hh you’re getting a spn tatt? where what, I alksfjsk I’m jealous. i’m getting the anti-possession symbol on the front part of my left hip nnnnnnnn
May 19th
im nervous about getting a tattoo because of my commitment issues. good thing it’s a supernatural tattoo it can be part of the experience.
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fuckheaded: Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick
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kankrivantas answered your question: where did the bitch i might be thing originate? knowyourmeme.com/memes/b… sometimes we must go to dark places to find enlightenment i feel unclean
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tumblr’s gonna gain weight if it doesn’t stop eating all my fucking posts
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where did the bitch i might be thing originate?
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everyone: thor don't do the thing
thor: I'm gonna do the thing
everyone: loki don't do the thing
loki: I did the thing fifteen minutes ago but will pretend that I did not do the thing
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piglii: why is being called a pig even an insult have you ever seen a pig they are adorable as fuck
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kankrivantas asked: every time i see the phrase "All my cries" i hear it in your voice xoxoxoxo
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algrenion: i think there should be AU’s and then there should be UA’s because Universe Alterations would be a good name for when your characters are in the exact same universe but you’re altering just a couple of plot points or a few character traits
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“His pointer finger circled my puckered love cave. “Are you ready for this?” he...”
– 50 Shades of Grey (via kaley)
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drenchedinlove: POSTING NUDES DOES NOT MEAN YOU LACK SELF RESPECT. POSTING PROVOCATIVE IMAGES DOES NOT MEAN YOU LACK SELF RESPECT. POSTING SKIN DOES NOT MEAN YOU LACK SELF RESPECT. POSTING SEXUAL IMAGES OF YOURSELF DOES NOT MEAN YOU LACK SELF RESPECT. YOU CAN RESPECT YOUR BODY AND FEEL GOOD ABOUT IT AND SHARE IT WITH WHOMEVER YOU WISH, AND THAT IS NOT A BAD THING.
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orlandobloomers: i am allowed to use craigslist and my name is not even Craig so
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doglets: sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?
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the-trench-coat-fandom: fffcuk: what doesn’t kill you fucks you up mentally and affects your ability to have stable relationships with other human beings thank
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lampsarepeopletoo: they call me macklemore in math class because im like what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what
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deanhugchester: Dean coming up behind Cas and wrapping his arms around Cas’s waist. Pressing their bodies flush together, chest to back, and hooking his chin over Cas’s shoulder. Kissing the side of Cas’s neck and just holding him tightly.
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ectobiologist: I still love homestuck but homestuck and I aren’t on our honeymoon anymore so even though I’m not kissing homestuck and yelling about how much I love it out of our hotel window doesn’t mean I don’t love homestuck anymore it’s just a quiet love where we sit down and have dinner together and calmly talk about our days and we don’t need to be in each other’s faces 24/7 to know that...
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Things you do not have to feel guilty about
cham-pale: heartnothate: Saying no sometimes Wanting to be alone sometimes Saying no to sex Saying yes to sex Not being sure about your life career Deciding to study instead of going out Getting rid of the toxic people in your life Ending a relationship that is hurting you Not liking the things everyone else likes If I could reblog this a million times, I would.
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tupacabra: one time i looked at something that had glitter on it and it got on my hands somehow
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